Blame scroby, the asshat. He requested I make a new post to check my profile to see if it 404'd like his and pai's did. So it's been literal years since there's a new post. sorry if you see this jatt, i'm just typing more and more to waste your time. Want to play more civ or space engineers instead of develop gods and idols more? how's your little vacation going? If anyone sees this: go play cities skylines.

I see your space engineers and raise you a Borderlands 3

I accept on one condition: we play the game

You drive a hard bargain. I'll have to get back to you while I reconsider.

Go ahead, take your time, it's not like anyone else is going to make posts any time soon. we've got until jatt gets back from killing the queen anyway.

Too soon. Tea and crumpets, monocle monocle monocle.

Think of all of the now-depressed corgi's the queen had

Well theyre depressed now, soon theyll be buried alive with her. As is tradition.

Are you going to bury them in the same place you hid all of pie's furniture?

The nether realm is entirely too expensive to get to these days. Besides, doesnt the royal family like have a whole like, burial, thing?

Ah, yes, that. You see they have to mummify the queen and then glue her to her throne, then they have a special coffin made specifically to fit the entire UK inside of it. Brexit 2 Electric fuck you

I believe I found a prototype.

AH YES, that's designed for the emperor of japan actually, the only difference is that the coffin is placed on mars, to cause demon invasions in the future. Weirdly though it's not the entirety of japan inside, but the UK again.

Thats a big coffin. Feels like a cremation would have been more efficient. #justajokenotawarcrime

I'm sorry, but do you have any idea how expensive it is to incinerate an entire country? you'd need to be the US military to have that kind of a budget.

Well they're not doing anything right now anyway, give 'em something to do. Justify that budget. #again,justajokenotawarcrime

#Warmonger #civ6

Civ 6 eh? Why not Beyond Earth?

For the love of god man, you've gone too far this time, next you're going to be recommending we play humankind! Or Stellaris!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

ʇsod qɯnp ɐ sᴉ sᴉɥ┴

I HAVE DECLARED WAR! You shouldn't have built the Hagia Sophia

It was mine to build, heathen. You snooze you lose.

I WILL BE victorious, your potato fields will be mine~!

How do you propose to stop Doomguy from turning those potato fields into blood swamps? I just have to release a demonic horde on my own lands and he'll show up. Easy peasy.

Destroying you're own lands eh? TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME! I'll just inflate my own economy until a single grain of rice is the same price as an imported Italian car!

Speaking of destroying our own lands, I think we have finally managed to break the quoting shadowboxes.

Ah, we've finally accomplished our goal! What was next on the agenda? Borderlands 3? world hunger? Something like that? Ah fuck it who cares, let's go get tacos instead

But we both just ate? I had Wawa sandwich with mango smoothie + mango bubbles, and you had your chorizo + the other thing quesadillas.

while we're giving out important information scroby's phone number is ___ ___ ____

Duck

DUCK DUCK MOTHERFUCKER

You cant call Duck twice, what does that even mean? Is this like how every family has their own rules for Monopoly?

Anyway,

duck.

Monopoly? i thought we were playing uno, after all you bought it recently.

Yeah I bought it, as I recall you didnt want to play with me

Hey scroby he never noticed this topic

HAHA! I remembered my login details. Scroby was a name I vaguely remembered, so I wanted to say hi :)

Well well well if it isn't Anthony, Joseph, and nobody else important