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Macatord
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The Universe
Posted 4658 days ago
In my eternal battle against boredom I decided to write some small bits about each region of the universe


Core
The Core shines bright with the light of thousands of stars. Light that dawns over hundreds of thousands of worlds each one host to its own civilization. The most numerous place in the universe the Core is rich in life and in death. While Gods new and old alike may find a home here, those of a ..conquering persuasion can always be sure to find such ample targets in amongst the vastness of stars.


Passage
Passage, the small region of the universe that holds the key to Flame. For without the small passage the journey for the trade merchants of the Core would be a long arduous one over the cold blackness of space. In the Passage however the merchants can not only refuel their empty fleets but they can also open up new trade avenues. Those that hold control of the Passage hold the fate of the trade between Flame and Core.


Flame
Flame gets its name from the fiery colour of the nebula. The largest region in the universe, its stars are said to burn bright, the civilizations who live in this region are said to have a constant flame burning within them inextinguishable that drives them forward. The beauty of Flame has and will continue to capture many a Gods eye.


Smolder
Smolder is Flames' smaller brother sitting at the edge of Core striving to burn with the same intensity as Flame. Those that reside here feel an affinity with those civilizations of Flame. Old legends say that when those from Flame march to war in the Core they shall pass through the gates of Smolder.


Wind
Wind is long sweeping region that exists in the space between Flame and Vulgar. Legends of the region say that in the beginning of the universe a great universal wind swept the region from the midst of Core. Traders from Core and Wind tell a different story. They say that it's the solar winds of various stars that they sail on gives the region its name.


Might
Might sits on the left shoulder of Core. It is said to be the place in the universe that inspires the weak to become strong, the place where mighty empires are forged. The stars in Might shine brighter and longer than Core give an empowered feeling to those who reside there.


Crumble
Crumble sits on the right shoulder of Core. Those that reside in the region of Might call Crumble its exact opposite. While the weak become strong in Might the reverse happens in Crumble. Empires are said to have been shattered, those with resolve have crumbled to pressures. In truth this is the region where Core begins to crumble and the light of the stars dissipates against the blackness of the void.


Divide
Divide is the region that separates Ruins from Core and Crumble. Those who traverse the dark purple nebula that is Divide say that it stands as the guard to the treasure of Ruins. Terrifying monsters than inhabit the blackness are said to prey on those who seek the riches of Ruins.


Ruins
Ruins gains its name from high number dead civilizations found among it stars. The region is separated from Core and Crumble by Divide. Those that reside in the region are said to grow rich and prosperous from the many artefacts that they find and jealously guard.


Vulgar
Vulgar is one of the larger regions of the universe. It lies separate from Core and Wind and shields Rage from both. For those that do not wish to reside in the larger more numerous areas of Core and Flame they usually find a home in Vulgar because of its isolation from the other larger regions.


Rage
Rage is a dark red nebula that lies between Vulgar and the void. Rage is home to those gods who's anger is uncontrollable. They are said to sit in the red nebula and plot against those whom have made them angry. Vulgar more often than not finds itself a target from the forces of Rage.


Blood
Blood, like Flame gains its name from the colour of the nebula. The blood of thousands of civilizations have been spilled in this region giving rise to old legends that the stars themselves are stained with the blood of the dead.


Shimmer
Shimmer is the shining light among the darkness. It is said that those lost in space can always find their way home by location the nebula of Shimmer as it glows against the backdrop of space. Many a lost fleet have found comfort and a guide home from Shimmer's everlasting glow.


Retreat
Retreat along with Hope stands as the last stop before the vast blackness that is space. Over the vast age of the universe it has provided a safe haven for those fleeing from persecution.


Eir, Var, Syn, Saga, Lofn, Glad, Gler and Gisl
Eir, Var, Syn, Saga, Lofn, Glad, Gler and Gisl are the eight small nebula that stand at the edge of the universe. They act as the vanguard against the void, each having only a few hundred stars those that live there find them to be more than adequate fortresses against the more powerful due to their isolation.


Abyss
Abyss is the blackness that exists between Rage and Ruins. A darkness that is dotted with few stars shining little light. Few Gods visit here and even fewer call it home saying that the blackness of the surrounding space seeps into the souls and the loneliness drives even the wisest God insane.


Hope
Hope, the bright blue nebula that shines in the darkness. Time and again it has provided a place of refugee for those fleeing from other regions. Along with Retreat it stands as the last stop at the edge of the universe beyond lies the vast emptiness of space. The journey to Hope is a long and hard one but those that reach its star feel its worth over and again.
Something witty and funny
Uncle PaiPai
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Re. The Universe
Posted 4656 days ago
Here's another variant, provided by the PaiPaihian Propaganda Services!


Core
Core is the center of the PaiPai Waffle Factories.


Passage
Passage is where the dough passes on the way to Flame.


Flame
This is where the waffles are cooked.


Smolder
Smolder is where the waffles are kept warm.


Wind
Wind is where the waffles are cooled down.


Might
Might is where the strong Waffle Factory workers are enslaved from.


Crumble
Crumble is where bad waffles are crumbled to pieces.


Divide
Divide is where the waffles are cut.


Ruins
Ruins is where old and broken machinery is tossed.


Vulgar
Vulgar is where bad waffles are tossed.


Rage
Rage is where bad Waffle Factory workers are punished.


Blood
Blood is where the useless Waffle Factory workers are shoved after Rage failed.


Shimmer
Shimmer is where the PaiPaihian disco studio is located.


Retreat
retreat is where the important Waffle Factory managers hide in case of emergency.


Eir, Var, Syn, Saga, Lofn, Glad, Gler and Gisl
Eir, Var, Syn, Saga, Lofn, Glad, Gler and Gis are luxury housing for Waffle Factory executives.


Abyss
Abyss is nothing and non-important. Nothing to see here, move along.


Hope
Hope is the nuclear testing ground :)
extist
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Re. The Universe
Posted 4652 days ago
Paipai:

Best. Post. Ever.
Erad
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Re. The Universe
Posted 4652 days ago
What does nuclear ordenance have to do with the production of Waffles?
extist
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Re. The Universe
Posted 4652 days ago
Erad
What does nuclear ordenance have to do with the production of Waffles?


This is a galactic scale production of waffles and there are theives everywhere! Nothing gets rid of pirate like a good old dose of E=MCSquared
kiloran
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Re. The Universe
Posted 4438 days ago
Update this maca new names and such!
I will always arise from the ashes.
Uncle PaiPai
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Re. The Universe
Posted 4438 days ago
kiloran
Update this maca new names and such!


The problem with that is that the earlier universe had names that had meaning, rather than the randomly chosen proper nouns of the current universe.
Scroby
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Re. The Universe
Posted 4438 days ago
Rage
Rage is where bad Waffle Factory workers are punished.


Blood
Blood is where the useless Waffle Factory workers are shoved after Rage failed.


:)
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