It's back and better than ever :D

Live on Anection in a forum RPG set in the PaiPaihian world of Anection. How long can you survive on a crazy planet badly run by a PaiPaihian bureaucracy? Lets find out :D

How to play:

Step 1:
Create a character
Your character needs a name, there are no name limitations unlike last round.
You have 60 points (70 is you are Macatord) to spend between 6 stats.
Note that you start out with a 5 in each of them, so you should have 90 stat points at start (100 if you're Macatord)
The stats are:
Strength
Dexterity
Constitution
Intelligence
Wisdom
Charisma
From your initial stats, your starting profession will be chosen.
Also, type out your combat tatics in as much detail as you want (you all start out with a pistol).
Finally, you must decide if you want to join the cult of Boxpipe. Initially, the cult will take a cut in your free time and pay, but as you rank up in it, you will get more privileges and money from it.

Step 2:
Order your character
Based on your profession, you will have an amount of free time per week.
you can use this time to train your stats or go out adventuring and killing stuff. Since turns are 10 years, you can fit a lot of this in before I penalize your training, generally assume that all fighting and adventuring won't hamper your training.
Note that you won't order your character the same turn you create it, the first turn is where you get assigned your profession.
The stat cap is 100.
The goal of the game is to ascend. Secondly you can try to live the longest.
There are achievements, you won't be awarded them until you ascend or die. Achievements will earn you bonuses. Collect them all!

Also, unlike previous rounds, you can create your character any time and you can create a new one after you die.

Note: If given no orders, I will assume that you train your highest non-max stat. Also, if no combat tactics are given, I will assume that you shoot at the chest until the opponent dies.

All turns will be processed on Saturday or Sunday, the slower processing that previous rounds will be made up for by faster training.

5 Strength
5 Dexterity
5 Constitution
12 Intelligence
13 Wisdom
20 Charisma

Jattenalle

Don't want to join Boxcult

Character Name: Draois

13 Strength
25 Dexterity
10 Constitution
17 Intelligence
10 Wisdom
15 Charisma

Not apart of the Boxpipe Cult

Combat Tactics: Draois with his high dexterity and intelligence always follows the patient style of a predator, only appearing to his prey at their most vulnerable moment then dispatching them with lightning fast and surgically precise attacks.

Everine

Strength:5+15
Dexterity:5+15
Constitution:5+5
Intelligence:5+10
Wisdom:5+10
Charisma:5+5

Boxpipe Cult:No

I forgot to mention that your character needs a name, also the 60 stat points and the starting 5 in each stat is separate.
And you missed the final step, do you want to join the cult of Boxpipe?

Updated first post to clarify.

What is this exactly? >.>

Name: Macatordianius

(5) + 15 :Strength
(5) + 11 :Dexterity
(5) + 11 :Constitution
(5) + 12 :Intelligence
(5) + 10 :Wisdom
(5) + 11 :Charisma


Do not want to join the Boxpipe Cult



(Note: The five in the Brackets is the original starting stats)

Name: Jacken Hoff

(5) + 0 :Strength
(5) + 0 :Dexterity
(5) + 0 :Constitution
(5) + 0 :Intelligence
(5) + 0 :Wisdom
(5) + 0 :Charisma

I want to join Boxcult

Asshat

Strength 5 + 20 = 25
Dexterity 5 + 0 = 5
Constitution 5 + 0 = 5
Intelligence 5 + 10 = 15
Wisdom 5 + 10 = 15
Charisma 5 + 20 = 25

combat tactics: I am defensive and attack critical points tht would deal the most damage with what w.e weapon or tactic i have that deals the most damage, while not leaving me vulnerable. I also try to use my charisma and smarts to outwit or make my enemies my friend or at least not hostile.

I will over the years increase my popularity in Anection using my charisma, wisdom, and intelligence. I will maintain my other skills to make sure that I am fit and active, so i am not easily killed.

If the cult of boxpipe has evil intentions i do not join if they are neutral or good i will.

Grantrithor you might want to check your Str stat beacuse 5+20 does not equal 15

thanks bro

no problem

Name: Kewth

(5) + 0 :Strength
(5) + 0 :Dexterity
(5) + 70 :Constitution
(5) + 0 :Intelligence
(5) + 0 :Wisdom
(5) + 0 :Charisma

Kewth likes to play it safe. He is a tireless worker and persistent in all aspects of life. Due to his exceedingly high constitution and general lack of aggression; Kewth attempts to outlast his opponent in combat situations, fleeing around cover, continuously asking his assailants to reconsider their assault and making efforts to slow, tire of incapacitate them. In an effort to make friends he joins the cult of Boxpipe, who he enjoys cooking for and cuddling up to on cold nights. He recently retracted a statement about not liking potatoes after being given a waffle.

Name: Brandt

Stats:
5+5=10 str
5+20=25 dex
5+6=11 con
5+11=16 int
5+10=15 wis
5+8=13 cha

Brandt aims to be the world's best cat burglar. He will not join the Cult of Boxpipe, but will accept ''commissions'', should he ever become good enough that they might require his services.

Fighting tactics: Brandt prefers not to fight (thief, not a killer).He will always avoid a direct confrontation, but will knock someone unconcious if he catches him/her off guard and he/she blocks his path to his goal. If push comes to shove, however, he'll attempt to debilitate his foe so as they cannot pursue him as he flees: uses grappling in hand-to-hand combat to attack an enemy's joints; alternatively, throw stuff in his eyes as a distraction. At range: preferably firing a gun from a hidden position (le sniping)

Name:harbinger

(5) + 5 :Strength
(5) + 2 :Dexterity
(5) + 4 :Constitution
(5) + 23 :Intelligence
(5) + 17 :Wisdom
(5) + 9 :Charisma

combat tactics:light pistol light weight but weak. ''I can run faster then anyone else here heh''

Fighting tactics:Quick hit harbinger is Hard to hit but if he get's hit a few time he might die. prefers CQC most of the time.

Character Name: Selbbircs

Strength - (5) 8 = 13
Dexterity - (5) 7 = 12
Constitution - (5) 7 = 12
Intelligence - (5) 25 = 30
Wisdom - (5) 13 = 18
Charisma - (5) 0 (Im so awesome I dont need moar)

Battle Tactics: With my Obvious Modesty, amazing character and the greatest mind in the whole of the universe, I shall use the Force to make people dance to the Macarena, and so they shall die.....

Jacken Hoff spends 10 hours a week working for the next ten years. Saturday and sunday he works 12.5 hours though.

For the rest of his spare time he will loot and sleep.

He also grew a 3rd leg which he uses to help him eat his pot roast he likes to buy every week.

Jattenalle seeks out Sius and offers an alliance based on their mutual history.

If successful:
-We recruit some followers and set out for a long walk into the wilderness until we find a spot with fresh water, fertile soil and trees for construction.

If not successful:
-Commit suicide, cheating game is cheat.

Macatordianius pays a teacher $500 to train him for 5 hours a week for 10 years in Wisdom. Then after his training is finished he seeks out Jacken Hoff and punches him in the face before running away really fast. Then he spends the rest of his time teaching all the little PaiPaihians training them into a secret army of minions.

Kewth looks down at his test results and notices he has been put down as both an Architect (like Draois and Asshat) and a Sewer worker (like Constitutionius). Not wanting to cause any trouble he happily shows up for work at both professions and attempts to make friends with his co-workers. Due to his enormous constitution, working 7 days a week he is able to fit in the full 110 hours work a week and 8 hours sleep a night and still perform admirably.

Due to his 2 occupations Kewth builds up both inhuman constitution and sizeable savings which he spends on his annual leave to train up his other stats (Charisma, wisdom and intelligence).

Brandt purchases a set of lockpics, and 5 tumbler locks, so he can practice lock picking for two years.

The next two years are spent trying to learn the ways of cybercrime (hacking, cracking, black markets for corporate secrets).

The next two years are spent making connections and contacts in Anection's criminal underworld: looking for fences, possible hide-outs etc.

The next two years are spent researching the security of possible targets for burglaring (musea, mansions, large corporations etc).

The next year is spent preparing and executing a break-in on one of the targets, preferabbly one with a high loot/security ratio, then trying to erase any records of said break-in from police databases.

The last year is spent teaching.

Sorry about that, Exist, copy paste error, it has been fixed, please update our orders.

Also, for clarification: the free time amount assumes that you are showing up to work for the minimum time required, but you can put in more hours if you want to. Who knows what benefits you'll get.

Selbbircs dedicates nearly all of his time doing scholarly stuff and working overtime, sleeping very little, and when doing so manages to pass off that when he does it is part of some kind of experiment involving brain-waves, sleep patterns and many other made-up things, and does this for 9 years.. As a result, Selbbircs gains $4'500, making his savings $5'500.

Selbbircs then wastes $500 on Top Secret Experimenty-Scholar Project and after 6 months develops the TSRF (Thingy that Spins Really Fast) Generator, a Generator that operates on magic and produces massive amounts of power, enough so to power most of Yupher Square.

*Causes Global Warming in some distant place no-one thought was important.*

*Spends the next 6 months fixing it and gains back the $500 from his ''Really-Stupid-Mistake-that-Causes-Global-Warming'' insurance.*

*Regardless, continues to power Yupher Square with the contraption and relocates the people on the distance place to some other, even more no-one-thought-it-was-important place.*

Draois saves as much money as he can so after 10 years he can construct a house specifically designed with traps, hidden rooms, secret passages, and a underground dungeon complex, he spends most of his free time during this period buying, collecting and training with various weaponry including machetes (x2), garrottes (x1), 9mm handguns (x1), and throwing knives (x20). The rest of his time is spent on the designs for his house.

Asshat starts a construction company hiring on NPCs or players. He starts construction on a combat specific training facility which grants higher level combat training in. This place is to built somewhat like a fortress with defensive capabilities. He also looks to fill the combat school with teachers in which to train people. Of course attending the combat school costs a fee of which i will leave up to you PaiPai. All funds goto me to construct more things in later years. I also try to gather followers that train at the combat school.

name is eggo
The stats are:
Strength 0
Dexterity 0
Constitution 5
Intelligence 10
Wisdom 10
Charisma 10

Kewth encounters many such sewer workers who had their hopes raised and then dashed to to clerical errors in the department of Allocation, Regulation, Standardisation and Evaluation. Over time a small force of smelly militia become a horde with an intense hatred of ARSE, plotting its upheaval and the liberation of the people from this caste system imposed on them. And yes the irony is lost on these sewage workers.

Everine begins recruiting followers.

If successful: Recruit more followers
If not successful: Recruit more followers
If under attack: Flee unless cornered, and begin fighting (is guard, should have weapon?) OR order followers to protect him (if has any)
If recruits more than 10 followers: order them to begin recruiting other followers but if Everine comes under attack to defend him at all costs.
If recruits more than 100 followers: order 10 to accompany him at all times as a personal escort, order 10 to go search for a basic camp (for a base of sorts) and the other 80 to begin recruiting more followers

Name: Jacken Hoff Jr.

5 + 1 :Strength
5 + 0 :Dexterity
5 + 0 :Constitution
5 + 0 :Intelligence
5 + 0 :Wisdom
5 + 0 :Charisma


No Boxcult

Asshat moves into the physical education academy.

He begins to design and build a workshop and general quarters for his architect followers inside the grounds. So that his follower become a higher quality as well as Asshat's abilities. This workshop is closed to the public.

He also tries to recruit followers from the physical education academy to become his protectors.

He then begins designs and building on specially designed combat equipment built in his new workshop to arm his combat type followers.

He also starts construction troop transports and material transports.

He also builds a staging area where various building items will be stored and orders workers to start collecting.

He uses his own money if needed to do the projects or speed them up to fit the ten years.

While Sius and the Helmet minions build up a sprawling village (Houses, shops, pub, hospital, armory), Jattenalle meditates on the language and customs of the Supers.

Word of the new village is spread to other nearby settlements (The starting town is not nearby, we walked for a decade, remember.)
Any new arrivals in the village are carefully vetted and weapons are strictly forbidden to be carried inside the village and must be deposited to the armory.

Violators are feed to Sius.

Combat rules:
If the village, Sius, the Helmets or Jattenalle are in combat they are allowed to arm themselves with weapons from the armory.
If a village inhabitant is attacked Sius and/or the Helmets will protect them.
Jattenalle avoids all conflict and remains in his house in order to meditate better.

First thing i do is to go to Macatord and beg for food. If he says no i'll crush his face. Then i go and try to find a job.

Brandt spends 2 years to brush up his contacts with the Underworld He uses this to purchase two stun grenades/flash bangs. He will use these as a last-resort escape attempt when necessary.

After this, he spends another year to train his lock-picking and hacking skills (1 year each).

He then spends 1 year improving his teaching skills, after which he will be teaching for 2 years.

He then spends 1 year researching possible targets, another year preparing and executing his theft, fencing the loot and erasing police records.

The last year is spent researching Superbanned, and his group of Supers: Who are they, where do they come from, and what do they want? Any weaknesses? What is their hide-out like?

Draois spends the next 10 years using the experience gained from his personal home project to design an underground perfectly self contained super maximum security prison city that due to a multitude of traps has no need for guards other than the robotic armoured drones that patrol the streets.

He spends his free time stalking through the sewers looking for C.H.U.D.s, morlocks, and mole people to teach them how to build a complex underground city as well as teaching them the finer points of stalking and catching people as demonstrated on lost sewer workers.

Macatordianius gives Constitutionius $1000 to buy his own food.

Then I spend $2000 and all my free time in the next 10 years training my followers so their quality improves.

Kewth uses his 2 followers to convince more of his horde to join his inner circle. Splinter faction arise in the horde with some suggesting they use their stranglehold on the sanitation systems to force the hand of their nemesis. Others suggest buying bars of soap to make interaction with the outside world easier. Small settlements begin to sprout in the subterranean maze.

Selbbircs uses the funds he allocated to found and build the Y.M.C.A. (Yupher Magic and Contraptions Academy), a place of learning for the awesomest of inventors and greatest of thinkers. Selbbircs wastes $4'000 on the construction of the facility, and seeks approval of the Scholarly Lords of Scholarsmanship of Yupher Square to add it as a wing of Yupher Square Academy-place.

After 4 years of doing scholarly things and working an extra 40 hours and spending the other 20 of his free time personally overseeing the construction and making sure everything is in order and assisting most of the time, the Y.M.C.A. is complete, with Non-Violent crowd control pulse turrets designed by the Nonviolent Weapons Lab, orbital defensive cannons to defend Yupher Square in the event of the invasion of an army of interplanetary ninja assasins from space, and an installed E.M. force shield designed by Selbbircs, who drew the inspiration from a giant floating banana, and was built by Selbbircs and the Engineering wing of the Y.M.C.A., additionally powered by the brand new TSRF Mark II, which has enough power to supply power to Yupher Square and nearly all of its facilities.

Selbbircs contacts SuperBanned and his handy dandy Sidekick, SuperKicked, whom he has known for many, many, many, many, years very closely, and has never known them to be evil. He asks why they have turned so dastardly and unjoyful and SuperBanned explains that the Old Rabbii Clan stole his Muffin-Steamer on his Drippy Haybath. Selbbircs unites the 2 parties and reestablishes peace between them using his friendship with them as an intermediary. ***They then turn to the people of Yupher Square and the Supers improve the quality of life and enhance training facilities with their services, free of charge.***

Selbbircs spends the next 5 Years working on his scholarly stuff and studying stuff to be studied while working an additional 60 hours tirelessly, sleeping little, while attempting to design the NPSA (North PaiPaihian Space Administration), dreaming of one day establishing a PaiPaihian Colony on Anection's Moon.

For the last year, Selbbircs works 60 hours overtime in addition to his regular hours, due to his severe need for Funds to complete the NPSA Facilities. With these added hours Selbbircs finishes construction of the NPSA Facilities and Launch Sites, costing him $6'000, and completes the first Spacecraft, the U.S.S. Ledge of Aplegiance

Selbbircs wastes another $6'000 on training all Inductees of the YMCA to drastically improve their skills, being trained primarily by his colleagues at the Yupher Square Scholar-Place or by Selbbircs whenever they require assitance. ***The Supers occasionally offer insightful and advanced classes.***

Selbbircs offers to his Superiors open schematics of all things created, invented or designed at the YMCA for the benefit of all scientific studies and minds in Yupher Square.

Selbbircs wastes another $2'000 on a super duper cajooper Security Force with Heavy Defenses incase of Unexpected attack of the Y.M.C.A. or Yupher Square.

***The U.S.S. Ledge of Aplegiance is launched on a mission to land on Anection's Moon several times to scout for potential colonization sites***, and is powered by the original TSRF Mark I, as it is no longer needed because the Y.M.C.A. has succesfully installed the first TSRF Mark II into Yupher Square's power Grid and uses a second TSRF Mark II as a backup and auxillary power to any academic or industrial projects and experiments in Yupher Square, inside or outside of the Y.M.C.A. that require MUUUUCHO power.

(Original Money $16'000)
(Costs - $18'000)
(Money - $-2'000)
(Wages + $7'000)
(Money after changes $5'000)
(Added Overtime Wages + $????)

(Asterisks[***] on optional things, such as whether or not the Supers turn all nicey)

(*** Either mean whether or not the Supers become good again or not, to the discretion of PaiPai, or whether or not the U.S.S. Ledge of Aplegiance is launched to the moon, Im not sure if thats allowed.)

Scroby apologizes for the MAAAASSIVE post, by the time he realized how long it was he was pretty much done <:3

Scroby also apologizes for all these conditions and payment numbers, just trying to make up for the fact that the post is utterly massive by simplifying it as much as I can.

We should form the USA. (United States of Anection. :D)

For the next 10 years, Jacken Hoff Jr. will live in maca's shadows. He will eat every food that Maca is given, and will slap Maca in the face every night. Also, Jacken Hoff Jr. will hide from Constitutionius whenever he sees, feels, or tastes him.

Asshat designs weapons for his troop transports. He then orders his architects to build them. He uses his money saving 10,000 to recruit however many yupher police or mercanaries he can. During their construction he recruits more warriors and builds the necessary combat equipment for them. Once the troop transport weapons and new recruits are armed he leads them to find and surprise attack Underworld crime lord Don Caikius.

His tactics are to gain initiative at all costs, Asshat stays in a troop transport and which is outfitted as a mission control and at a safe distance while his followers conduct the operation. His followers aim for critical points of attack. Asshat will only enter combat in a troop transport charge if the situation calls for disparate action. After/if he wins he tries offers amnesty to any of Underworld crime lord Don Caikius's ex followers if they swear to stop all crime related activity and join him.

After the attack Asshat returns home and continues heavy recruitment and arming of his new followers. Followers spend time training at his facilities. He also produces siege equipment with the help of his architects. using any of his own money he needs.

Asshat farts in a jar and mails it to Cantonius. He inscribes on the jar, ''Farting is your ass's way of saying ''hi'' when you forget it's there.'' He then waits eagerly for a response.

Character name: Ristopherch

Str 10
Dex 30
Con 20
Int 20
Wis 5
Cha 5

Ristopherch has a unnatural fear of caves, sewers, and other underground locales. He is a master of Parkour and spends his free time Free Running all over the cityscape.

In combat he employs a hit and run strategy, attacking from several directions while rapidly changing locations.

Not apart of the Boxpipe Cult

The threat of sewer monsters keeps away prying eyes; due to lack of policing, criminal gangs and ''alternative'' social interactions flock to the now sizeable settlements.

Kewth realises that once his constitution reaches max he should start focusing on charisma - these underworlds will need a mayor someday...

Kewth attempts to gather more followers.

Kewth's 1st follower approach Cantonius (Idle Rich Guy) to inform him of their plight.

Kewth's 2nd follower uses his funds to start up an air-freshing and odour elimination business. business.

Selbbircs works 60 hours overtime for 10 years, constantly working and finally develops the BOTIM. (Bigger-On-The-Inside-Machine) Immediately afterwards implements it into all of Yupher Square for Storage and Transportation of all sorts.

Has YMCA Engineers upgrade Security, Titanium Lining all Inner and Outer Walls, Automatic Non-Lethal Pulse Turrets, and Blowdart Machine Guns.

Wastes all savings and excess money to train followers in Charisma for 10 years and start recruiting moar followers.

Selbbircs spends most of his time working in his Titanium-Composite Alloy-layered Bunker Smart House who is run by an AI named S.A.R.A.H. and avoids all conflict, working in peace for better results. If enters combat, hides inside a super-duper Titanium-Compressed Near-Indestructible BOTIM Cube and waits until aggressors give up and leave.

Start:


COMBAT RULES: Two followers follow Everine at all times. They are armed and will defend Everine's life at all cost, taking bullets if necessary, merely killing the enemy if possible. Everine, if engaged, will prefer to flee and let his followers handle it, but will fight if cornered. Being a guard, isn't bad either :) Any nearby followers will run to his assistance, then return to normal jobs after the fight ends.

Follower combat rules: Fight. Call for assistance from nearby friends/followers if possible.

Everine sets 3 followers to go find a campsite to build on.

IF: (Finds campsite) Begin collecting wood and begin building, with a simple hut at first. Expand the hut to accommodate 5-10 people, then build another one. Repeat process for 4 years. (Should allow 4 buildings at least to be built, allowing for 20-40 followers home.)
IF: 4 buildings are not done in 4 years time, finish final building in construction and begin working on walls for the village. Wooden walls to begin.
Allocate any remaining time to building houses.

Everine sets 2 followers to roam the streets and begin recruiting other followers.
IF: (Recruits followers) Send followers to Everine. 3:1 ratio, 3 followers to recruiting, 1 to building at the campsite
IF: (campsite not found) Ratio 2:1, 2 followers to recruiting and 1 to bodyguard.

Everine himself walks the streets with his two bodyguards and recruits more followers. His bodyguards will NOT recruit, only protect Everine.
IF: (Engaged!) Standard combat rules.


IF: (more than 25 followers recruited in the latter 5-10 years) Take 10 followers to the village and begin performing jobs. (Ratio: 2:1 2 farmers to 1 builder)
Leave the other followers to continue recruiting. (Preferably in nearby areas, but will spread out if necessary.)
IF: (Engaged!) Follower combat rules.

IF: (More than 50 followers recruited in the latter 5-10 years) Take 25, and leave the rest to recruit, Follow same follower combat rules as above. (Ratio 6:2 Farmers to builders)

Sorry for the huge post :P

Brandt got beaten to initiative FOUR times? That's... pretty bad.

Asshat reads the future and predicts his own death

Constitutionius trains his dexterity. Spends his free time killing monsters in the sewers(former sewer worker so i know the place well).

Kewth teaches Constitutionius secret codes for entering all major sewer settlements. Politely asks him to display unsualy large/ horrific body parts of their corpse at sewer entrances to ward off the authoritys.

Constitutionius III

5 Strength
5 Dexterity
5 Constitution
5 + 30 Intelligence
5 Wisdom
5 + 30 Charisma

no crappy box cult plz

6 rounds in and I still have no idea of the mechanics of this game... all I can think of is that it involves a dice.

Can you restart or haunt people?

Asshat is very upset that Cantonius ignored his fart in a jar and now sends a flaming bag of poop to his front door! There is a sign in his front yard saying, ''You've ignored me?! Are you crazy? So here is my number! So call me maybe!''

If Asshat gets his call. He tells Cantonius to invest money in cleaning the sewer systems of the brewing filth. Warns him if he does not do this there maybe consequences.

Asshat decides that there needs to be better sewer system in which Yupher people can rely on. He gets to work building a new system that have automated systems in place that periodically spray Febreze and cleaner guaranteeing a clean sewer. He sends his architects to work on this after he designs it.

His combat followers train.

Asshat trains his intelligence and wisdom in the rest of his freetime.

Selbbircs works regular hours but does no overtime. Instead, for the first 9 years of the turn, he trains his Charisma until it is 100.

In the Last Year, he sets out to recruit all of the people he can using his 100 Charisma for the YMCA as followers.

In the 10 years, he works on the MBTK (Matter/Biomatter Transportation Kahoozit), a complex machine capable of transporting Any and all forms of matter to another location almost instantaneously, but only if properly powered.

Selbbircs installs the MBTK for use all throughout Yupher Square for transportation and whatnot, and connects it to the 2 TSRF Mark IIs that he has already powering Yupher Square.

*Selbbircs proposes to Asshat that he use Selbbircs' MBTK for use in the sewer system, eliminating the need for some of the Primary Piping. Anxiously awaits response*

After Selbbircs finishes all of his Charisma Training, he asks Cantonius for Exclusive Funding for some Major Projects Selbbircs has in mind.

If MBTK is finished before the 10 year Mark, Selbbircs develops the PES(Personal Electromagnetic Shield), which is based on the design of the already existing EM Shield Protecting the YMCA, just smaller.

-Selbbircs Uses all extra Money and Wages he has to train all of his Followers-

~If Combat is Entered~
Selbbircs is constantly followed and Protected by 4 of his Followers, armed with Photon Torpedo Blowdarts. If hostile forces match or outmatch Selbbircs' Defenders, he flees into his Super Duper Titanium-Wrapped Composite-Alloyed Uber BOTIM Cube that is damn near Indestructible and hides there until hostile forces get bored and leave.

If PES is completed, Selbbircs always has that equipped.

Start:

Everine assigns 10 of his followers to stay in the city and recruit. They spread out over local areas, staying close enough to assist each other if necessary. They move as a group to various areas.

Everine himself moves the the village with the remaining 8 followers (to stay there) and takes the center village hut, and begins to assign followers to different jobs.

4 followers to Farming
2 followers to Building
1 follower to Wood-collecting
1 follower to Mining

Everine orders the walls to be finished, then more houses built in a ring around the 4 huts.

Everine rations the villages food for the ten years. Everine sends followers to buy food from the city for anything they cannot accomodate.

Everine orders farms to be built as well, to increase production of food. ( Food production per follower doubled farming on a farm)

Everine himself trains Constitution for 10 years.

(Ring the wall with huts, essentially hugging the wall
Build no more than 8 huts)

Village resources and structures:
Stone: 0 + (100 units per 10 years per follower mining) = 100 stone units
Wood: 0 + (50 units per 10 years per follower collecting wood) = 50 wood units
Food: 0 + (100 units per 10 years per follower farming -can be affected by seasons, famine, drought etc, standard is 100-) = 400 food units

Huts: 4 (4 people maximum each) + (8 maximum) = 12 (maximum) Not being upkept (Made of wood and scavenged materials)

Walls: HP: 1000/1000 Not being upkept (Made of wood)

(If anything is illegal, let me know and I'll change it, or if you keep stats somewhere, change it there.)

Name: Jacken Hoff III

5 + 60 :Strength
5 + 0 :Dexterity
5 + 0 :Constitution
5 + 0 :Intelligence
5 + 0 :Wisdom
5 + 0 :Charisma

No boxcult

Spend $5000 buying body armour and weapons for my followers then order all my followers to attack Jacken Hoff III.

Spend all my free time learning to be a professor of chemical engineering.

Spend my working hours teaching up my followers to higher levels.

Everine is disheartened by the leaving of his followers. He puts out an advertisement for those willing to start a settlement, those willing to guard it, etc. For 9 years he trains his Charisma and replaces the advertisement over time with better wording to make it more appealing. Meanwhile he returns to living in the city, but remembers the placement of the village so he could return.

Everine spends as much money as necessary to live food wise. He indulges occasionally but tries to save as much as possible.

In the last of the years, he seeked out his former followers and asked them to return, promising not to try and make them start a village again.

(Do our characters die of old age? AKA: Should I look for a heir)

Asshat will be tried for treason first.

He takes whatever steps to show his innocence.

citing that hes tried to help better the world by killing the only epik boss ever killed and now that he isnt around to protect it general pecific will ravage it. But says his men will help. He also points out that Cantonius is just pissed at him for flaming poop.

If the trials take all ten years he spends his time training all his abilities in prison. While also gaining friends on the inside.

If/when he gets out he recruits followers and trains all his abilities.

He writes a will to be released to his followers next turn if he is killed.

He orders Stanius to tell his men to train, recruit, architects are to produce military equipment for new troops and to produce equipment for the paipaihian army.

Selbbircs works regular hours for 8 years and in his free time trains his Wisdom until it is 100.

During his Work hours for those 8 years, Selbbircs works on finishing the MBTK, but this time in a Dense Concrete Bunker about 200 feet underwater, originally built as an aquifer for the old sewer system that Asshat is now redesigning, and all live tests and runs are completely remote, run directly from the YMCA Titanium-Lined Master Control Center of Awesomeness. If the MBTK is finished before the 8 years are up, Selbbircs begins working on the PES in the same Concrete Underwater Bunker, built remotely.

During these 8 years, Selbbircs's followers go recruiting for as many followers as possible.

In the last 2 Years, Selbbircs Works Overtime all of his hours and works on starting or working on the PES.

~Combat Rules~
Selbbircs is constantly followed and protected by 8 of his most trusted and combat-able followers.

***BOTIM Defense Cube Specifications Available upon request***

If outnumbered or outpowered by enemy forces, Selbbircs fleets into his BOTIM Defense Cube.

*If PES is completed, it is equipped onto the BOTIM Defense Cube(BDC) and is powered by twin Mark II TSRFs, making the shield virtually impenetrable.

*If PES is not finished at the time of attack, Selbbircs flees into Cube regardless

~~Will~~
Selbbircs does declare that in the event of his death and no immediate offspring are available, Selbbircs leaves all Technology and Monetary Assets to Asshat, under the legal clause that it must be used for the defense, care, and/or welfare of Yupher Square.

..

I teach all out for the first year of my turn earning myself a 9 year break...I then devote my 9 year break as such: 4.5 years learning how to make a bomb and 4.5 years training strength

I need to know how you want to split your 90 hours/year between those two.

Also, FYI since you have flexible hours with your job, you can work the whole 100 hours during the first year and work nothing the next nine years, as long as the ten year average is 10 hours/week. And yes, you can theoretically get a 18 year break by teaching all out on the first year of the first 10 year turn and teaching all out on the last year of the second turn. I am certain you can come up with ways to abuse it :)

Damnit PaiPai, I thought you posted a turn XD

Name: Chaos
Strength : 10
Dexterity : 10
Constitution : 10
Intelligence : 30
Wisdom : 20
Charisma : 10

Combat Tactics.
To utilize my innate, unwavering, ability to win in any and all situations I am to be faced with, in addition to doing it with as little damage to myself as possible and with as little collateral damage as possible.

Ill not join the cult of Boxpipe.

I would like to train dexterity charisma and constitution equally.

My orders are to seek out General Pecific in order to become a master assassin in the Deathic army, if accepted i would quit my guard job in order to peruse this course of action to its fullest. during my time of being a master assassin I will study General Pecific carefully and map out his daily routines.

Selbbircs works regular hours and does nothing but recruit followers in his free time for all 10 years. Selbbircs also assigns all of his followers to recruit more followers.

If Selbbircs happens upon a Wifey-Person on his recruiting missions, then he woos her and tries to be married by the end of the turn. If not, oh well. (I always wanted to say Woo. Typing it will have to do :D)

If Wifey is found and married, to be blunt, Selbbircs impregnates her and has a babbah :3

Selbbircs also sets the Y.M.C.A. Uber Computer developed in the last turn to begin running all sorts of Simulations for the defense of Selbbircs in case he is attacked anywhere in Yupher Square, increasing his chances of surviving a Battle because he and his guards are better prepared, and as the Computer links to his BOTIM Cube and can effectively hide itself with photographic-camo, making the cube partially invisible(Not Completely, just sort of like a wierd blur).
The Computer also runs simulations on the defense of the YMCA, and Yupher Square and Anection as a whole.. Selbbircs sends the results of all of the simulations on the Defense of Anection and Yupher Square from General whatshisface to the Paipaihian Army and the Yupher Government, to better prepare both groups and give them valuable insight on how they can improve their defenses.

***Selbbircs secretly offers Chaos a wierd tiny neural implant thingy before he goes off to join General I-keep-forgetting-his-name's Army. He explains that this Implant is linked one way to the YMCA SuperComputer and would provide Chaos with Unlimited Access to all of the Simulations run by the YMCA SuperComputer Pertaining to General Whatshisface, their plans, forces, and so on. Selbbircs hopes this would increase Chaos's chances of success, and help him in mapping out and Studying General whatshisface's routines and whatnot.***

In his Work Hours, after 20 years of development, Selbbircs finishes tests of the MBTK and asks his Superiors for approval with his Uber Charisma, to install it throughout Yupher Square for public use.

Since installing the MBTK System probably wont take all 10 years, Selbbircs uses whatever time is left to begin working on a Combat Suit to be developed for use by the PaiPaihian Army and the PCs in defeating General Whatshisface and stopping him from eating Anection.

If the MBTK is not approved for public use, then Selbbircs keeps improving it over the course of the 10 years and asks for approval of it's use every 2 years, with improvements to safety and security every time.
-All Tests conducted in the same Underwater Bunker 200 feet below the Coastline, same as last turn-

When and if MBTK System has been approved for Public Use and is installed onto Yupher Square, Selbbircs, during his work hours, works on the UDCS(Uber Duper Combat Suit). This suit would incorporate technologies developed, suit as BOTIM Storage of Oxygen, and Nutritional Suppliments for extended Missions, smaller Versions of TSRF Mark IIs to provide adequate power for life support and for the BOTIM Storage, as well as Composite Armor and Robotics to assist with rapid movements. In the event that the Suit is finished this turn (Which I find extremely unlikely) Selbbircs dedicates the rest of his time to work on Energy Weaponry. To clarify, Pew-Pew Guns and Lasoar Beams.


~Combat Rules~

Selbbircs is accompanied by 8 of his most loyal and combat-capable followers. For the Duration of all battles, Selbbircs Flees and takes cover into his BOTIM Defense Cube.

~~~WILL~~~
In the Event of the death of Selbbrics, all monetary stuffs and posessions and technology and whatnot, as well as ownership of the YMCA is hereby left to Selbbircs child and heir. In the event that the child has not been born, all stuff is put on hold until he is born and of age to lay claim. In the event that no child is on the way or born already, all stuffs are left to Wifey-Person. In the event that there is no Wifey person, all stuff are given to the Anection Government under the legal clause that it must all be used for the welfare and safekeeping of Anection and Yupher Square.



Scroby is so sorry for his biggest post yet. D:

Everine tries once more, calling all those who had tried to support him but left due to lack of farmers. He promised to recruit just farmers until the village gets on it's feet, and meanwhile he would pay for food with his money.

Meanwhile he puts out another advertisement for farmers.

(Because of charisma this is uber successful :D)

Finally in his free time he trains his intelligence, so he can start a more succesful village next time.

work and spend money on super good charisma teacher. Also improve intelligence.

Forms the National brocialist workers party and recruits some people.

Teach the last year of the 10 years all out. For the first nine years I make a bomb then join the National Brocialist Workers Party and train Dexterity


When the bomb is complete I tell one of my followers to fine Lazius as he is sleeping and place the bomb beside him, then run away really fast before setting off the bomb. Offering the follower $1000 if they do this task


If the bombing is not successful: Deny Everything.


If the bombing is successful: Deny Everything.


If the bombing is successful or not offer to help the authorities with the investigation because of my knowledge in this area.

Pai, now you are just being mean :(

Everine is dispairing. However, due to his large amount of funds, he goes to the YMCA and uses his intelligence to begin thinking of a serum leading to eternal youth. He proposes this and then promises to help fund it if it is used.

The rest of the time, he trains Wisdom. He also tries to befriend as many people as he can.

I would like to train everything equally.

My elite team now decide we are going to hunt sludgezilla, using only robots rigged with explosives given to us by the government, created from researching Macatordianius methods of making bombs after his death. we will use the robots to track sludgezilla setting off the explosives at only the most opportune time, with teams standing by to repair the damage to the sewer and dispose of the carcass.

tactics stay the same.

Selbbircs uses all his free time and trains for his Constitution, getting it up to 100, however long it takes, in Quality 7 Training. During his Work Hours, Selbbircs works on the Personal Energy Shield (PES).

Defenses are tightened on the YMCA, interior titanium plating is doubled on the inside, making each room capable of withstanding a micro-nuclear 50ft explosion.

Selbbircs permits Everine to use the YMCA for his projects, under the condition that he be scanned for weapons, and have none permitted to enter the YMCA each time he enters. He must also work in a special lab with 2 times the titanium walling, capable of handling a small, fist-sized 50m range Nuclear Bomb. In addition, 2 YMCA Security Guards follow him at all times, and 2 more followers make sure he doesnt blow anything up, or do anything suspicious.
(Sorry, cant be too careful. You ARE a Guard, and your Wisdom is very low, which can be pretty bad for experiments. <:3 )

When Selbbircs finishes training his Constitution, he spends the rest of his free time recruiting.

Age 85:
Everine tries to use the YMCA, but his superior forbids it, so she trains wisdom.
Selbbircs reinforces the YMCA and trains constitution.
Constitutionius III trains wisdom while working on making a Y'pelar detector, he asks the Paladins for some help, and they hand over a book about auras, including how to read them and what a Y'pelar's aura looks like. He grabs some of Scroby's research and gets to work. He trains wisdom in his spare time.
Chaos trains everything equally.

Age 87:
A basic Y'pelar detector is easy, just point at someone and it will read the aura and compare it to that of a Y'pelar. Constitutionius III finishes it up and presents it to Selbbircs's superior asking to be put in charge of the YMCA in exchange for it. Selbbircs's superior scans himself, coming up negative, and he agrees to instate Constitutionius III is Selbbircs is a Y'pelar. He scans Selbbircs and it comes up positive. He orders every nearby guard to attack Selbbircs, which there are 7 of.

COMBAT
The guards win initiative and open fire on Selbbircs. Every shot hits and Selbbircs dies before his BOTIM can respond.
END COMBAT

SELBBIRCS HAS DIED D:
too bad he has no achievement

Selbbircs's superior quickly puts the Y'pelar scanner into production. The Paladins look at it's construction and approve it's use claiming it to be perfectly accurate.

Age 88:
Constitutionius III is scanned by a guard patrol and determined to be a Y'pelar. He is attacked.

COMBAT
The guards win initiative, they all open fire, each shot a killing shot. Constitutionius III dies quickly.
END COMBAT

CONSTITUTIONIUS III HAS DIED D:
but he did nothing special so he gets no achievement

Age 90:
Everine is scanned by a Y'pelar detector and is determined to be a Y'pelar. He is attacked by a squad of guards.

COMBAT
Everine wins initiative, she quickly shoots a guard dead. The other guards respond in kind, and they shoot Everine dead.
END COMBAT

EVERINE HAS DIED D:
but no achievement

Age 93:
Chaos is scanned and is determined to be a Y'pelar. His followers turn on him.

COMBAT
The guards win initiative. The normal guards miss horribly, but Chaos's former squadmates make of for it will two well places killing shots.
END COMBAT

CHAOS HAS DIED
he has earned 'Slayer' for killing an epik boss.

Anyway, now is probably as good time as any to end the game.

Jattenalle dies of old age at age 295, after maxing every stat. His village eventually gets space flight and starts to fly into the sky, but it is shot and destroyed by the local PaiPaihian space fleet.

JATTENALLE HAS DIED D:
he gets 'grand master' for maxing every stat
he gets the 'old man' achievement for dying of old age


High scores:
The winner is Jattenalle (Jattenalle)! Who died at 295 to old age!
2. Everine (Icefire2314) at 90
3. Selbbircs (Scroby) at 87
4. Macatordianius (Macatord) at 85
5. Asshat (Grantrithor) at 66
6. Constitutionius III (Nazdaq) at 58
7. Kewth (Extist) at 52
8. Constitutionius (Nazdaq) at 50
9. Brant (Erad) at 43
10. Chaos (Joseph) at 43
11. Draois (Merlin) at 35
12. Jacken Hoff (Dauntless) at 31
13. Jacken Hoff Jr (Dauntless) at 25
14. Jacken Hoff III (Dauntless) at 15


Now give me feedback, how did you think the round went and what needs changing?

what a lame ending...

I definitely want to play again.

I'd like to know more about the mechanics of the game and a summary (or expansion) of the lore thus far.

For example what is the purpose of each stat, how are initiatives, calculated, what is a Y'pelar?

Do you prefer we go into detail with our responses or pick from a set list of actions? Should we be more creative or realistic?

:D



The original lore is unfortunately lost deep in the forum archives, but it is basically a Yupher telling a story about a street sweeper who joins the cult of Boxpipe and betrays them.



Strength is how strong you are, it is actually not that useful, I wouldn't mind if someone figured out how I could make it more useful. Dexterity is used for accuracy, dodging, and initiative. Constitution is used for, basicly, not dying. Intelligence is how smart you are, used for reaserch and stuff like that. Wisdom is used for tactically leading your followers and getting more practical use out of research, including building stuff. Charisma is how handsome you are, it helps with NPC interactions.

Y'pelar is an anagram for player, I am kinda surprised nobody figured that out.



I like detail, the more the better. You should have a good mix of creativity and realism. Do things to stand out in a good way brings promotion and raises and fame.

I admit, I've been a bad GM this round, letting Scroby get away with way too much, and not being very consistent. For next round, expect followers to act more like Everine's did. Insane innovation like Selbbircs would involve high stats and take longer.

I have a few questions for the players.

What did you all think about the epic bosses? Good idea? Bad?

Almost nobody used the cult, but that was a pretty big part of the lore. How can I get the cult more popular?

Training, and the money system, how can I improve them?

I like playing, though I tend to die quite early in the game. I do find the 10 year increments somewhat strange, though.

the cult idea might be more popular if you named it something else :P

Maybe the Cult of the supreme overlord of all that is in the general direction of beforetimes? :O

It's a early Christmas miracle!
Scroby didn't write a whole novel on his thought this time!

Or maybe if I point out that the cult would be a useful organization for someone whom obtains a high rank to get money and followers from.

SECOND PLACE. :awyeahplz:

Seriously, Round 7 is needed. This time, Evinity (the reincarnation of Everine, :P) will succed in his village... :)

Would you like me to? Oksh. Basically, perhaps the Cult would be more popular if it werent so outwardly blasphemous. I mean, for one thing, I probably wouldnt join simply because its another added thing that can get you killed, for Boxcult worship or something. If it was maybe something else, like an organization, or a group who werent for PaiPaihism but not against it. Yes, that would certainly make it less exciting conflict-wise, but, well, in my eyes, those are simply the facts.

Furthermore, Should the whole Village thing be a little restricted? I mean, nothing against Jatt, or Ice, but walking for 10 years pretty much puts you out of the majority of the dangers faced by the other players, plus you get to control your surroundings more so. Either the Villagers are more demanding, harder to please, and therefore harder to deal with, or the village can be accessed by a car ride or something, because in my opinion, its pretty overpowered.

Im not saying its a bad thing, I actually like the idea, complicates the plot a bit more. But to make them have like 4000 followers, in a village of which nobody knows the location, and all of this like 6 turns in? Well, doesnt exactly seem neutral in terms of fairness.

Im not sure what Jatt did due to his secret orders, but it doesnt really seem like he needed to do AAALL that much to keep his villagers happy, fat and loyal under his rule, other than actually develop his village, which needs to be done regardless.

He then had direct control over his urban surroundings. Doesnt seem like a fair concept as it is, and I guarantee you, some people are definately going to go off and make a village in Round 7. Its inevitable. It worked out amazingly for Jatt, so others will try. And Im not all for a round where everyone is 4000kms from each other, making fracking villages.

If I wanted to play a turn-based SimCity, I would go find one, not play Anection. Im sorry if it sounds demanding or bossy or something, no offense is meant.

Actually, if you where to walk for 10 years straight, you would pass your original location multiple times. So walking 10 years is useless unless it's a gigantic planet.
Even so, you may still be able to pass around the planet atleast once.

Scroby, I agree, now all the people who want villages will hate you for giving me ideas :)

Round 7 should be on Anection's moon. (It has a moon. Just.. say it does.) Then, villages would be harder because of the extreme environment, and also, it'll be smaller so people will find it harder to separate from one another.

Dont listen to Icefire, listen to me.
I say Round 7 should be on the moon. If it where to be on the moon, people would be closer and villages wouldn't be a problem because of the extreme atmosphere.

e_e

Dont even get me started there. Tried a Space Program Twice, no flapping Moon. Unless Pai decides to forge a moon from the fires of Mount Moon-Forging, which is fine by me :D

Not everyone who tried to set up a village succeeded I might add.

No, but that was 2 people. If everyone flapping tries, even assuming Pai changes the odds a bit, chances are atleast a good 4th of peeps would start a village.

If everyone started a village, and walked for 10 years. Chances are everyone would be pretty close to eachother, and that will start war and make the game exciting.

Sir, there are many directions. If people start walking, I doubt theyll walk in the same direction, as the whole purpose fo doing that walking is to get away from everyone else.

I think he means you'd actually walk around the planet and come closer to each other.

If 4 people create a village, than yes, they have the possibility to be relatively far from each other. But if 5 or more people start a village, than thats when personal bubbles gets popped.

Obviously not EVERYONE is going to try though. Pie is going to change it, though. I think. And I, for one, are not going to go all villagy.

I r confuzzled

What if 4 players decided to work together on creating one village? We'd call them ''the Village People'', I guess?

I wouldn't.
Infact, I will kill them all.
Jacken Hoff the 4th will avenge the people with the same name as him.

I made a worlde out of this entire page.

http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/5873169/Anection%3A_Round_6

You might notice some trends on it :)

lots'a followers, I see.

pai I love how your name is itty-bitty